i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
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"I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin."
J.D. Salinger; Seymour - An Introduction
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"Her philosophy is carpe diem for herself and laissez-faire for others."
F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise
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basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
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when you have a really clear, utterly beautiful image of a location in your story but when you go to describe it you just
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my talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
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